Friday, July 14, 2006

CLEAR

*ZZZZZZZZZZTTTT*

My blogger lives!!!!

I shall have to start posting on this again.

Wednesday, February 01, 2006

My Personality

Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion

46%
Stability

80%
Orderliness

43%
Accommodation

90%
Interdependence

36%
Intellectual

76%
Mystical

63%
Artistic

30%
Religious

10%
Hedonism

23%
Materialism

23%
Narcissism

70%
Adventurousness

63%
Work ethic

56%
Self absorbed

36%
Conflict seeking

63%
Need to dominate

50%
Romantic

63%
Avoidant

30%
Anti-authority

30%
Wealth

43%
Dependency

30%
Change averse

50%
Cautiousness

63%
Individuality

43%
Sexuality

50%
Peter pan complex

56%
Physical security

83%
Physical fitness

90%
Histrionic

30%
Paranoia

56%
Vanity

30%
Hypersensitivity

43%
Female cliche

23%

trait snapshot:
rarely irritated, positive, tough, non phobic, fearless, likes the unknown, self reliant, high self control, confident, trusting, strong instincts, prudent, optimistic, willful, likes parties, prefers a specialized career, takes charge, altruistic, strong, high self concept, adventurous, practical, thoughtful

http://similarminds.com/types/extraversion.html <--- That is where you click to find out what the things mean.

http://similarminds.com/global-adv.html <--- That is what you click to take the test.

Wednesday, January 18, 2006

Top 10 Reasons I Don't Worship Satan

10. Scorch marks on the furniture whenever Satan manifests.
9. Not even Lysol can mask the smell of brimstone.
8. Hard to keep the flaming goat skulls lit.
7. Decreased availability of blonde virgins.
6. Blood stains from the sacrifices are *impossible* to get out of the carpet.
5. Wailing of the damned souls in Hell keeps the neighbors awake.
4. The cats keep attacking Satan's tail, which annoys him.
3. Repeated stooping motions for administering the "Kiss of Shame" difficult on my back.
2. Demons smell even worse than brimstone.
1. It's impossible to worship something that doesn't exist.

Ahh yes. Athiesm

Tuesday, January 10, 2006

People still write on these.

I didn't know that.

Tuesday, December 06, 2005

42 hours...

I have been up for 42 hours and counting. I do have a change of clothes in my car. I have not been home. Nor have I slept. I also have not bathed. I kinda smell.

I am able to live out of my car. I always have a change of clothes and a toothbrush and toothpaste and a stick of deoderant. Most of the time I also have DDR pads.

I stay in the computer lab in northside until 11 when it cloese. Then I waslk to Greenlawn in which the lab stays open during finals until 8 am.

Isn't finals a blast in college.

Tuesday, November 22, 2005

Revised Comandments

I look at the 10 Commandments and I see a list of things that need to be edited. Some of it just needs to be gotten rid of while others need to be revised. I think the list was inflated on purpose because the 10 Commandments sounds more official than any other number. This is done out of order.

I am the Lord thy God, thou shall not have strange gods before me.
Thou shall not take the lords name in vain.
Thou shall keep holy the Sabbath.

These three are astrophysical language. They are meant to intimidate and control. There is no real meaning in the current world. When was the last time you “Holyed” a Sabbath Day?

Honor thy father and thy mother. Not all parents deserve respect an honor. A past act does not warrant a lifetime of respect. Parents, like everyone else, need to earn the respect that they are given.

Thou shall not covet thy neighbors goods. This one is completely off. Coveting goods and greed are the only things that keep economies going. The worlds economy would collapse if this commandment is followed.

Thou shall not steal and thou shall not bear false witness against thy neighbor. These are both dealing with dishonesty. Just get rid of those too and make one “Thou Shall Not Be Dishonest”.

Thou shall not covey thy neighbor’s wife. Coveting another is thought about by everyone over the age of 13. Sometimes the thoughts just pop into your head. That should not be a commandment if it forbids something that you can’t always control.

Thou shall not commit adultery. This one needs to be edited. If two single people want to hook up, let them. This commandment only applies if you are in a relationship. A commandment needs to cover everyone so it needs to be taken off the commandment list and put on a list of social rules.

Thou shall not kill. How can this be a commandment??? More people have died in the name of a god than any other cause. The crusades, suicide bombers etc. In fact the more devout the religious person is the more reasons there are to kill someone. Jesus says that there are times when killing is acceptable. Remember the story of the millstone???


So basically you can simplify this to two commandments.

1. Always be Honest and Loyal.
2. Always think before acting.

Sunday, October 30, 2005

Forever Young

This is a song by Rod Stewart. This is a great love song. And it is about childhood friendship. Or parents talking about their children.

May the good lord be with you down every road you roam
And may sunshine and happiness surround you when you're far from home
And may you grow to be proud, dignified, and true
And do unto others as you would have done to you

Be courageous and be brave
And in my heart you'll always stay
Forever young, forever young

May good fortune be with you, may your guiding light be strong
Build a stairway to heaven with a prince or a vagabond
And may you never love in vain
And in my heart you will remain

Forever young,
forever young
Forever Young
Forever Young

And when you finally fly away,
I'll be hoping that I served you well
For all the wisdom of a lifetime, no one can ever tell
But whatever road you choose
I'm right behind you
Win or lose

Forever Young,
Forever young,
forever young